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wtfdreams 17 May 2009, 12:33 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

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Spooked This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Demon

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself last night was my sister's Furby that she'd stuck in the closet. FML

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woahitbechels 25 April 2011, 01:10 United States

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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wtfisthisworldcomingto This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Bananarama

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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