Muse94

Orange, Australia 39 years-old

ali grace 14 May 2011, 11:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML

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Josh This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Liability

Today, I found out the reason why my therapist was so nice to me all of the time. Apparently, she is afraid that I'm going to stab her if she pisses me off. FML

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