Xelthen

Today, my grandma told me point-blank that she despises gays, but that she'll go to my wedding for the booze and nothing more. FML

Premature

Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML

Today, I was called a ruthless bitch for not waking up early to search for my car keys, so my boyfriend could go get his pipe and get high before work. FML