Brxxke_92100

26 years-old

John 21 October 2014, 00:29 Ottawa, Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

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MouserMan This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Olds, Canada

Spice

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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