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Inception
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I agree, my mouse works.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Zanderphobe369's favorite FMLs

Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. The guy who picked up sounded drunk, told me to fuck off, and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mdg41 - / Thursday 22 January 2015 17:55 / United States - Belvidere

Great handle!

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By I'll Make You FartCum - / Friday 2 January 2015 21:53 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - / Wednesday 10 December 2014 14:05 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By steak through the heart / Tuesday 18 November 2014 18:57 / United States - El Monte

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lonelyhubby - / Wednesday 8 July 2009 04:16 / United States

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Inception

Mobility

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

The Mixer

Consolation prize

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

A new thumb

Great handle!