Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
chlolzah
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BadassRumbleroar
Canada
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
Dani
Australia
Today, I tried to take a piss in the woods, but ended up peeing all over my feet. I still had to hike another five hours in wet shoes. My boyfriend's only comment was, "At least you didn't wet your pants." FML