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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Inception

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  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    47%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    11%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    54%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    6%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Captainmarrr's favorite FMLs
By nick / Monday 27 June 2016 03:44 / United States - Highland Park
By ThrewItOntheGrooooooound - / Thursday 7 April 2016 09:48 / Denmark - Odense

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States