napatchieg

Mr Ottawa Ontario, Canada 30 years-old Single

Anonymous 7 January 2014, 21:24 United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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chapstick 9 January 2014, 03:23 San Dimas, United States

Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML

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