neko_belo

Miss Texas, None-ya 26 years-old Single

fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit 12 October 2013, 20:28 Auckland, New Zealand

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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Anonymous 8 March 2014, 23:13 United States

Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML

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