alanamarieg

Miss Santa Clarita, America 26 years-old Single

goingtothegym 9 December 2013, 01:16 Canyon Country, United States

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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Anonymous 15 July 2015, 15:40 Port-menier, Canada

Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML

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Anonymous 14 August 2015, 15:08 Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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