Joesyy

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

6
Badges!

6
Comments

635
Visits

6
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Joesyy

Not specified

Joesyy - Followers

Joesyy - Followed

Joesyy's page visits

lovers5201

Marie1994

JuneMason

MidnightMa...

maxhhh

HDModzz

eternalibr...

cnparks199...

Fucked!

JuneMason

Joesyy's FML badges

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

26_badgename

26_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Joesyy's favorite FMLs

New fragrance just dropped

By lavenderpiss - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

agreeclassic 43 502

vote type 1 4 036

By justin - 13/12/2013 03:08 - United States - Waco

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

agreeclassic 52 825

vote type 1 3 416

Muddy

By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere

Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

agreeclassic 61 999

vote type 1 3 881

Romantic evening

By Neglected - 11/12/2013 19:06 - United States - Wimberley

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML

agreeclassic 50 250

vote type 1 6 267

By Whackgourd - 11/12/2013 18:25 - Canada - Lindsay

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one for all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho and almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

agreeclassic 51 244

vote type 1 2 916

Whackgourd app_comment_confession_title

Whackgourd 6

Thursday 12 December 2013 19:03

The old lady had accused me of lying before trying to take my scarf for herself. She even started screaming at me on the crosswalk before trying to take my scarf. I don't know if she was crazy or suffering delusions, but she claimed she was a cancer survivor and deserved the scarf. Thankfully, my grandmother, (she had knitted two dozen scarves) had figured out how to make them strong. My scarf is a little longer now, but it's still mine and the lady fell after losing the tug of war with me. I did outweigh her. I think she's okay, but I'm keeping an eye out every time I wear my scarf. Also, the only reason my grandma made the scarves was because she liked pink and was dying from her diabetes and bone cancer. But thanks for all the support and all the ironic statements.