Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
jstanford84
Mr 42 years-old
Anonymous
United States
stuff2710
United States
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
Anonymous
Federal Way, United States
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
badadvise
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Guadalajara, Mexico
Expert level
Today, I found out my marriage counselor is currently going through her second divorce. FML