Today, I learned from the noise outside my window that construction workers start their days at 5 AM. FML
FrogInTheShadows
Mrs San Bernardino, United States 39 years-old In a relationship
LH0026
United States
Pinkie
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Close encounters
Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML
myheart75
Australia
Today, my niece told me to go and find my own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML