Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
TheHaloReachigan
Mr Toronto, Canada 44 years-old
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States
Targeted
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Kirkland, United States
WHO ARE YOU?
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML