silverycrow

Mr san jose, U.S.A 33 years-old

phreshrice 7 April 2009, 21:41 United States

Grow up

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML

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Noname 12 March 2009, 09:30 New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy

Blown job

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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