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Turns Out Most People Don't Call Their Pets By The Original Names They Gave Them, But What They Do Call Them Is Pretty Hilarious

Long gone are the cutesy monikers, and in are the "WTF, how did we even get here" names.

By nadine - / Tuesday 24 April 2018 17:30 / France - Paris
By NotYourFriend / Monday 24 October 2016 19:53 /

Today, drunk at a party, I leaned through a window to throw up. I was outside. FML

By kise / Wednesday 28 November 2012 06:20 / France - Paris
By NoBalls - / Friday 12 June 2009 00:23 / United States