Tim Dowd

Today, as a waitress at Denny's, I had a 25 top table. Only 3 of them spoke English. FML

Mixed messages

Today, my neighbor confessed to me that he was homophobic and regrets that his family doesn't know it. He spent fifteen minutes explaining how much he would hate to have a gay child. I spent two hours last night convincing his son that it was the right thing to tell his family he was gay. FML