Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
andrew288
bojangles
United States
ChubbyTubby
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML
ks0300
United States
Snooping
Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML