ElectrikGlamour

Miss Edinburgh, Scotland 33 years-old Single

Anonymous 30 November 2009, 20:35 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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vet1 11 July 2013, 15:18 Pretoria, South Africa

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

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needsnewshorts 16 July 2013, 01:42 San Clemente, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend was sitting on my lap at a birthday party. She thought it would be funny to fart. I came instantly. FML

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