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Petalbird's FML badges

Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

21%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

6%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

16%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

4%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

14%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

3%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

14%

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Petalbird's favorite FMLs

Today, I figured out my 1-year-old daughter likes to dip her hand in our dogs' water bowl, and rub the water on her face. So I put the water bowl out of reach. She then figured out how to open the bathroom door and use the toilet instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Water Daughter / Sunday 13 October 2013 05:51 / United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - / Saturday 27 June 2009 07:03 / United States

petalbird

Profile completed

Inception

Santa Claus

Night owl

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

The Mixer

It's in the can!

One more and it's business time

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

Judgmental

YDI Master

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.