harambae
La Grange, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bovine
Today, I accidentally mooed during sex. FML
EpicJackman
Emyka
Austria
Today, at my job of two months, I'd taken it upon myself to water the plants around the office every day since they all looked a little sad. My boss then asked why so many of the fake plants were getting mouldy. My co-workers had watched me water plastic plants for two months and nobody bothered to tell me. FML
Battlebarney
Washington, United States
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML