Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
RachIzHere
Miss 31 years-old In a relationship
erockinthesuburb
Algonquin, United States
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Orillia, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Vaporeon?
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML