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Mr Skellefteå, Bureå 27 years-old Single

kblevss 5 January 2013, 09:21 Bayville, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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is there a environmental scientist in the house? 5 March 2013, 08:48 Walnut Creek, United States

Alexa, play "Policy of Truth" by Depeche Mode

Today, wanting to impress my date, I bullshitted her about how I was an environmental scientist. She got so impressed that she invited me over to her place. Not her home, her office. So that I could give her pointers on her current project. She's a real environmental scientist. FML

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