xAmyisLegit

Miss Narnia, United States 28 years-old Single

smart move there 16 May 2012, 16:10 Naas, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

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ugh 8 June 2012, 04:35 Mississauga, Canada

Somebody's watching me

Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML

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