carajellybean

Miss Birmingham, Uk 32 years-old It's complicated

extraflavour 23 December 2009, 20:24 United Kingdom

Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML

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Anonymous 29 October 2012, 05:46 United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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