Mipam

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Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

32%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

57%

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Mipam's favorite FMLs

Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 11 March 2016 19:44 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got stuck on an airplane for a while before takeoff. Someone decided it was a great time to get diarrhea while on the toilet, and we couldn't take off for safety reasons. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Airplane crap / Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:13 / United States - Leavenworth

Today, my boss fired me because "I didn't get the right kind of coffee beans." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By koletatlow19 / Friday 5 March 2010 05:23 / Canada

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By benander - / Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:14 / United States

Today, my sister told my mother how she saw our neighbour's son at the movies with a girl and that they were kissing. My mother said that any girl willing to date someone so ugly must have self esteem issues and they laughed. I'm his girlfriend, my sister didn't recognize me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ready_set_go - / Thursday 9 April 2009 01:14 / Canada

Profile completed

Inception

Checking you out

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

The Mixer

Judgmental

One more and it's business time

A new thumb

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

50 favorites

YDI Master

I agree, my mouse works.