InTheLineOfFire_fml

Mrs vista, California , USA 40 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 29 March 2011, 06:50 United States

Today, I decided to mock a few stuck-up runners by effortlessly jumping over the track hurdles. The last one was the easiest. The easiest to crush my balls on, and twist my ankle up in the process. FML

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Nate 31 March 2011, 15:54 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was in church. After we were done praying, I quickly sat back down, accidentally crushing my testicles in the process. I squealed loudly and all but pissed my pants, earning me plenty of weird looks from the congregation. FML

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