Cilelam

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About Cilelam
Ancienne ermite, je re-découvre le monde extérieur, sa faune et sa flore. Les humains sont de biens curieuses créatures... PS : je miaoute les personnes que je trouve intéressantes pour un commentaire bien tourné ou un profil sympathique !
Cilelam's FML badges
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • At the end of this period, you were amongst the top 10 moderators.
  • Binkie

    You agreed with your own post. Nice.
  • Supersize Menu

    You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • At night, all FMLs are grey.

    To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
  • Beginner

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  • It's in the can!

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Checking you out

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    4%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
  • Amateur spy - Johnny English level

    You're following 50 people
    22%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    22%
  • VALIDATOR

    You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    17%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    8%
  • Godlike spy - 007 level

    You're following 200 people
    6%
  • Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

    You're following 100 people
    11%
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
    0%
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    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Invader

    You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Going for gold

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  • One more and it's business time

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    94%
  • I’m your new creative director

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    10%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    7%
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Cilelam's favorite FMLs

superherote tells us more.

Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM (pfiou ça fait bizarre d'écrire ça...). Merci pour la publication et tous les commentaires! Pour rassurer tout le monde: le patient va bien, c'était un très bon chirurgien qui a rattrapé son erreur très rapidement et sans qu'il y ait de conséquences! Mais c'est vrai que sur le coup, quand on entend ce genre de remarque c'est quand même l'angoisse! En tout cas je vois que ce genre de situations en inspire certains! (mention spéciale au pavé de NeoShiki qui m'a vraiment beaucoup fait rire!)

nostra16 tells us more.

nostra16 14

Bon, pour ceux et celles qui en demandent plus : Petite rue en sens unique, avec un place qui se libère à gauche, donc je me gare. Le magasin est en face, donc je sors de la voiture, travers la rue directement et ne passe pas du tout par le trottoir "côté passager". Même chose en revenant. Au moment de remonter je démarre et commence à manœuvrer, regarde dans mon rétro pour déboiter et vois un gars (jeune, 25 ans, m'a fait penser à mon frère avec son look "il est 13h du matin, je viens de me réveiller") courir en agitant les bras. Il avait laissé son chien la le temps de retirer de l'argent au distributeur (en Belgique les distributeurs sont presque toujours dans un sas de la banque, donc pas d'animaux). Furieux que je parte sans avoir décroché son chien demi-portion (désolé, je m'y connais pas en chien). Heureusement l'animal m'avait un peu suivi dans ma manœuvre et réussi à esquiver mes roues, donc n'avait rien. Inquiet pour le chien, mais ça m'a bien fait rire quand j'ai vu qu'il n'avait rien. Heureusement que le proprio m'a arrêté à temps ;o) (je me suis quand même permis de lui montrer 2-3 crochets, grilles et autres poteaux où il serait plus malin d'accrocher son chien...)