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  • Chuck Norris Kick

    If a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie fought Chuck Norris... He'd kick their asses.
  • He who tries, wins.

    See, one of you was right.
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Nocturnal Up

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  • Chicken Thief Badge

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • The Mixer

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  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    16%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    64%
  • Godlike spy - 007 level

    You're following 200 people
    1%
  • Master spy - Maxwell Smart level

    You're following 100 people
    1%
  • Amateur spy - Johnny English level

    You're following 50 people
    2%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    10%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    25%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    52%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    32%
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Castafiore88 tells us more.

Bonsoir à tous, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. Non, je n'ai pas tout à fait le même pseudo, tout simplement parce qu'il m'a fallu créer un compte pour commenter et qu'on m'a indiqué que le pseudo Castafiore était déjà pris. Alors, ce charmant garçon m'a effectivement envoyée au septième ciel, mais sa petite crise de paranoïa m'a fait redescendre très vite. Nous sommes actuellement un peu en froid. Il est vrai que je suis généralement très... enthousiaste, on va dire, mais c'est bien la première fois qu'on me fait ce coup-là ! Mon ex, lui, était plutôt content de mes vocalises...