War drums
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Dieppe, Canada 33 years-old In a relationship
Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML
Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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