Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
miaou4212_fml
Mrs Toulouse, France 30 years-old In a relationship
anon
Saint John, Canada
Anonymous
Novi, United States
Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML
limegreengiraffe
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lubbock, United States
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Anonymous
Anchorage, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after putting in so much effort to forgive my husband for his affair, we had sex. Not even 2 minutes into it, he called me by the other woman's name. FML