Deathbearr

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Auckland, New Zealand

Hey guys

Today, the cockroach infestation at my house has gotten so bad that I can now tell the difference between male and female cockroaches. FML

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Joseflloyd 12 May 2016, 04:52 Carbondale, United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

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Workplace woes This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

TMI

Today, my coworker showed me photos of her anal fissures. I'm not a doctor. FML

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