Ninja_Porcupine

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Boneo and Juliet 16 July 2015, 19:22 Amherst, United States

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

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MyBallsForSaleOnEbay 21 August 2015, 15:25 Naxxar, Malta

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

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