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Kilamo · 25 January 2020, 20:00 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Beautifully said

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years got down on one knee and asked those words all girls love to hear, "Would you do me the honor of performing fellatio on me?" with a Lifesavers gummy ring. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 101 You deserved it 435

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Anonymous · 20 October 2019, 20:00

On yer bike

Today, I replaced the fog lights on my car and completely filled my gas tank. $50+ later, the transmission decided it wanted to go out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 501 You deserved it 105

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