rachel1221xoxo

Anonymous 12 February 2013, 18:43 United States

Today, my girlfriend and I both developed food poisoning from last night's sushi. Our apartment has one bathroom. FML

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cc13799 28 May 2014, 00:13 Brooklyn, United States

Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML

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