NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS, USA 29 years-old Single
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML
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