shit_blows

Miss shitsville. 31 years-old In a relationship

lonely 15 April 2013, 03:45 United States

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML

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Cupcakes 15 April 2013, 05:11 Queanbeyan, Australia

Yummy

Today, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I baked him cupcakes, put icing on them and decorated them. When I handed them to him, he picked off the decoration, licked the icing and handed the cupcake back to me, saying, "I told you that's all I wanted." FML

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