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Miss NYC In a relationship

reallyman__639 13 December 2011, 12:26 United States

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Hang in there

Today, I was singing the National Anthem at a school game and totally forgot the words. So I kept singing the same two lines over and over. FML

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