Miss Hamilton, Canada 34 years-old Single
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was washing dishes when I picked up a plate and saw a huge spider. Trying to be nice, I took the plate outside and tried to gently push the spider off. The wind blew it into my eye. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML
Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML
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