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Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML