RiRi_LaLa

31 years-old In a relationship

life insurance for 1 30 May 2013, 16:29 Encino, United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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DrtySnchez 18 August 2013, 09:37 Statham, United States

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML

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