Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML
SirKiro_fml
Anonymous
Pleasant Grove, United States
Milked Richard
Wagga Wagga, Australia
Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Misplaced ACAB moment
Today, I graduated from a top law school. My aunt's reaction? "I will never hang out with a cop." FML