ksmith
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally noticed that my wife only shaves her bush when she goes on "business trips." FML
JorganMordan
knzknz
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Acceptance
Today, I was asked if my bellybutton was an 'innie' or an 'outtie.' My bellybutton has been hidden by fat for so long that I couldn't remember. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was waiting in line at McDonald's, I found out I can sneeze, pee, and poop all at the same time. FML