littleteapot
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I complimented a guy on his beard. His response? "Thanks. Wanna sit on it?" FML
caseyyy314
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
jay-frey96
San Diego, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML