By Scarred4Life - 11/10/2015 03:30 - United States - San Francisco 3 2 31 21 Today, while babysitting my nephew, I was looking through a bin of toys, and I saw a fake spider. I picked it up to do a prank with. It wasn't fake. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 593 You deserved it 5 686 Tweet Share
Night terrors By Anonymous - 25/09/2015 20:14 - Germany 5 1 10 46 Today, I brutally stabbed a guy to death for smiling at me, then puked and fainted. Then I woke up in bed, panicking, sweating like a pig and crying because I thought my dream was real and I was going to go to prison. I'm never taking sleeping medication again. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 511 You deserved it 2 496 Tweet Share