Livoniax9

Miss Beachwood , United States 35 years-old

deadmedia This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff Canada

Slap in the face

Today, my best friend informed me that I could not be her maid of honour because I "wasn't as pretty as the other bridesmaids" and she wanted her wedding photos to have "consistency". FML

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Anonymous 22 February 2015, 20:41 United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

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