Jigsy

Mr Shrewsbury, Fascist country known as England. 39 years-old

peacock_mina19 11 February 2009, 00:08 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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Daniel_rules 17 April 2009, 17:02 United States

Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML

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