bigfunkychiken

29 years-old In a relationship

shelly This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff United States

Sprinkler

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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anonymaiacciu 22 December 2012, 01:16 France 🌶️ Spicy

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

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