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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

That's entertainment

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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Anonymous 4 June 2015, 07:06 Corning, United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, I walked in on my roommate with her ass cheeks spread wide, and her friend ripping a strip of wax off of her while wearing a headlamp flashlight to see if she "got it all". FML

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Ican'tgotoschoolapparently 7 October 2016, 07:18 Vancouver, United States

Today, I found out after $200 worth of checks and tests, three rugs being ruined from her peeing and pooping on them, that my cat isn't sick. She just has really bad separation anxiety. FML

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