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About Carbone14
Remarque purement VDMienne : les jeux de mots me donnent des boutons (surtout quand ils sont approximatifs ou qu'ils n'ont aucun sens, soit quasiment tout le temps), je goûte peu l'entre-soi de la communauté VDM, je goûte peu aussi ceux qui se sentent obligés de faire de la surenchère humoristique alors qu'on est censés être juste là pour consommer de l'humour (vous grimpez sur scène quand vous allez assister à un spectacle, vous ? pas moi), et je goûte aussi très peu l'arbitraire et le manque de professionnalisme de la modération VDM. Lorsque j'écris un commentaire sur VDM, j'essaye généralement de faire en sorte que celui-ci soit utilitaire, même si parfois il m'arrive aussi de me relâcher un peu.

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Mes références en matière d'humour :

stand-up : Louis CK, Jim Carrey dans Unnatural Act, Caroline Vigneaux, le comte de bouderbala, Elodie Poux
youtubeurs : Jacksfilms, Alex Clark, Felix Colgrave, Boxxy, Max Boublil, Cyprien, La Bajon, 12 Parsecs
films : les films de Larry Blamire, Charlie Chaplin, Harold Lloyd, les Monty Python, les Nuls / les Robin des Bois, et bien-sûr plein d'autres
animation : les Simpson, Rick & Morty, Donald Duck et Goofy, les kassos
genres : humour noir

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Un peu plus sur moi :

j'aime : la musique baroque (entre beaucoup d'autres), le jeu d'échecs, le cinéma, Rick & Morty
j'aime pas : le tabac, le rap, le verlan, les SJW, les fautes d'orthographe et de français, les filtres snapchat (et la fausseté en général), la rudesse gratuite et le manque de savoir-vivre

À part ça, je suis célibataire et ouvert à la discussion.
Ça veut dire que vous pouvez m'écrire si ça vous chante :op
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